The royal Wedding Might Cost 45 MILLION DOLLARS (That's $45,000,000)

PageSix- Weddings can be seriously expensive – so it’s not hard to believe that a royal wedding would reach eye-watering levels of cost. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s nuptials will reportedly cost a staggering $44.9 million and experts have revealed exactly how they think this price tag will be broken down. Wedding planning company Bridebook has calculated how much they think will be spent on flowers, food, entertainment and, of course, the dress. Bridebook also guess that big day, taking place in Windsor on May 19, will earn the couple a place on the list of the top ten most expensive weddings of all time — ahead of William and Kate‘s (estimated to have cost $28 million). The experts says the bulk of the royal costs will be spent on security — with Meghan’s dress, the flowers, food and drinks coming in at $1.4 million.

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What a joke. Get OVER yourselves, royals. Are they serious? I hate these people so much. Why do people keep treating them like their shit don’t stink? They’re the actual worst. Show me a more entitled group of nobodies with zero power, I’ll wait. You won’t be able to find anyone. They’re actual nobodies. They have no power. We’re so far removed from when the royal family mattered that it’s a joke people are still interested in them. Whose 45 million dollars is it by the way? Is it the taxpayers? If it’s the taxpayers, there needs to be riots in the streets. Full blown burn-that-mother-fucker-down riots in the streets. That’s 45 million dollars down the drain. For nothing. Harry and Meghan seem like cool people but they’re not special in any way, shape or form. To spend that amount of money on them is beyond stupid.

Everyone should actually be interested in the real Royal Family, Kim and Kanye and everyone associated with them. They’re like the British royals but at the beginning of the bloodline. They’re royalty at the beginning of their reign. We’re seeing it happen right in front of our faces. Kim K made a sex tape and it EXPLODED into this giant family tree of interesting people with boatloads of power. Everyone can shit on the Kardashians and Jenners all they want but those people are real royalty. It’s time we start appreciating them as such.